“See these hands?" Rick held out his hands, waving them around. "These hands were made for spanking, my friends!" Rick announced dramatically. "Do you know how long it's been since I last spanked a beautiful, round, soft ass? Since I put my hand on a sweetly curving butt and took some sub high into subspace?" Rick demanded.
"I'm guessing, a few weeks?" Daniel ventured, looking like he was trying not to laugh. "Yes! And it's driving me nuts. Sex is good - I love sex - but spanking is something else. It's like telling a pianist he can't play the piano, or an artist that she can't paint."
I love Rick.