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“I will turn your nose back into a dick, so help me gods.”
Randall frowned. “Would that make you feel better? About the whole wedding thing? If it would, I wouldn’t be adverse.”
I gaped at him.
“Just don’t make it so big this time,” he said. “It was hard to officiate the ceremony last time when it kept falling in my mouth.”
Randall is the bomb!
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