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Blood & Thunder - Charlie Cochet

”I’ll be the mouthy law breaker, and you can be the sexy officer who uses his love truncheon to teach me a lesson.” It took a lot not to laugh at the deadpan expression on his lover’s face.
“If you stop referring to my penis as a love truncheon.”
“Love dart?”
“Portable pocket rocket?”

I love Dex.