My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass

My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass - Chuck Tingle A Weird Shit Wednesday read.

We have a young guy and his pet triceratops, who became a billionaire.
Don’t they look happy together?

The guy and his triceratops haven’t seen each other for 4 years because Oliver, the triceratops, is now a cabaret dancing dinosaur.
But of course!
(I tried to make it look like he is dancing, but it’s more like he’s having a seizure..)

When they see each other again, the attraction is instant, because come on…. who wouldn’t want to tap a triceratops? And a billionaire for that matter.

So it is not long before the guy takes his triceratops home for some heavy humping.


“Fuck me right now . I need you in my asshole with that triceratops dick!”


“Your dinosaur cock is so fucking big!”

Thank god we have that cleared up.

“You’re not used to getting fucked by a real dinosaur are you?” Oliver asks. “The human guys just can’t keep up with this.” I shake my head in agreement. “They don’t ever fuck me like this.” I tell him. “They don’t have your massive triceracock!”

Triceracocks must have built-in lube, because that massive thing doesn’t seem to be a problem.

And we do not only have dinoporn on our hands here, we have DINO BDSM! Oh goody.

“Sorry isn’t good enough this time you fucking human slutboy.” My triceratops roars. “You’re going to take this dick until you can’t even walk straight.”
“I deserve it.” I tell him. “I deserve to be punished.”
“Yes you do.” Oliver agrees.

By the time we got to the DP part, I was having massive phantom pains..

Oliver slips the dildo casually into my ass, but suddenly I feel the head of his cock pressed firmly against the door of my asshole as well. I gasp. “Double penetration? I’ve never done that before.” I admit. “Well then who better to teach you then your favorite billionaire pet?” Oliver offers.

Damn, his butt must be wrecked…

No talk of a HEA, but there must be one. I mean, who can resist a billionaire dancing triceratops?