Thick as Thieves

Thick as Thieves - Brian Jackson Story 2 of Stuff My Stocking:

WTF, did I just read?!

This was awful. Two best friends having not-so-good sex when they are 16. And it ends with this:

It wasn’t until years later that he discovered Anthony was simply a poor lover. By the end of the month Anthony was dating a girl named Carol and they didn’t see much of each other anymore.
Over the years, Charlie took many lovers. But he never forgot his first. And Charlie was happy; mostly, he was happy for himself.